Don't like places with sockets but not electrically powered. What are the sockets for? Decoration? How pretty.
Don't like places supposedly "wifi-enabled" but even though you're connected to the wifi network, you can't even load Yahoo. Wifi-connected indeed. Extremely annoying when the signal strength is "Very Good" or "Excellent". Yeah right.
Don't like free wifi that are forever "acquiring network address". They NEVER do acquire it. ***
Don't like places playing the same CD of songs throughout the day. It's fine if you're there for up to an hour. But the whole day? Bleh. Pity the workers there too.
Yesterday was at this place (won't say where. Can be ANYWHERE. College, mall, on the way home, in the sky) I saw this young woman with her beau. She's wearing dating clothes ie tighter, fancier, etc. White top with matching shorts. But really, people with really obvious tummy fat like her shouldn't wear clothes like that hahahaha they look horrible rather than nicer T___T I bet that guy never put his hand around her waist. Unless if he's into tummy fat, I guess.
They finished whatever they were doing [i'm not telling. Hoh.] and left. End of observation story.
End of this post, too.
*** 90% of the time, in MY experience. Poor me.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
If I could kill people without going to prison/hell/prison
My break time and I'm very bored waiting for something that needs to be done - nothing much to do atm so blahblah I decided to write.
This will be a veiled ranting post because I am not at liberty to reveal certain facts and identities in public, but one of the things I want to complain abt is certain ppl I meet on a weekly basis (sometimes more, sometimes less. Depends on God.) Anybody would get sick of being asked the same question by the same person(s) every single time they look upon your face.
I'd give an example.
"Do you know that there are FOUR actors in Meteor Garden? That's why they're called F4. Stands for Flower Four."
Things like that (gah). Every. Single. Time. You think I'm interested? I don't even listen much to chinese music nowadays. YOU are interested, and just because you are, it doesn't mean everyone else is. I don't even know if F4 has 4 members in it or 5. I mean, if a new member joins them, they can't very well change their name to F5. You know what F5 means, right?
Annoying things that people generally ask repeatedly and how to answer them (if you want to get kicked off the building) ***
1) Are you working yet?
Ohh, yes. I worked for my mum. She pays me RM5 to wash the toilet every Sunday. I always washed it appalingly so that I get another RM5 to wash the toilet again on Monday. It's awesome.
2) Where/What are you studying?
I'm studying your face. What face lotion do you use? I mean, I think you should use [Insert beauty cosmetic brand] for your face. I heard it's good for wrinkles.
3) My niece studies in the same college as you. Same subject, too.
(Bear in mind that there are xx, xxx students doing exactly just that)
Yeah. I saw her kissing her bf in the lift last Friday.
4) I have a [insert relation (brother, sister, uncle, etc) who works as a lecturer in your college.
My college employs 45342644264421645164t51 lecturers. Which one?
5) I went to your college last month to attend [insert function].
oh. Oh. OH. So THAT'S why they blocked off that entire area to spray disinfectant. I thought what happened.
*** Disclaimer: Stuff written in the Q&A session is all fake nonsense that should not be taken seriously unless if you're an idiot and can't help thinking that I'm serious. In that case, it's not your fault. I totally understand. Poor you.
This will be a veiled ranting post because I am not at liberty to reveal certain facts and identities in public, but one of the things I want to complain abt is certain ppl I meet on a weekly basis (sometimes more, sometimes less. Depends on God.) Anybody would get sick of being asked the same question by the same person(s) every single time they look upon your face.
I'd give an example.
"Do you know that there are FOUR actors in Meteor Garden? That's why they're called F4. Stands for Flower Four."
Things like that (gah). Every. Single. Time. You think I'm interested? I don't even listen much to chinese music nowadays. YOU are interested, and just because you are, it doesn't mean everyone else is. I don't even know if F4 has 4 members in it or 5. I mean, if a new member joins them, they can't very well change their name to F5. You know what F5 means, right?
Annoying things that people generally ask repeatedly and how to answer them (if you want to get kicked off the building) ***
1) Are you working yet?
Ohh, yes. I worked for my mum. She pays me RM5 to wash the toilet every Sunday. I always washed it appalingly so that I get another RM5 to wash the toilet again on Monday. It's awesome.
2) Where/What are you studying?
I'm studying your face. What face lotion do you use? I mean, I think you should use [Insert beauty cosmetic brand] for your face. I heard it's good for wrinkles.
3) My niece studies in the same college as you. Same subject, too.
(Bear in mind that there are xx, xxx students doing exactly just that)
Yeah. I saw her kissing her bf in the lift last Friday.
4) I have a [insert relation (brother, sister, uncle, etc) who works as a lecturer in your college.
My college employs 45342644264421645164t51 lecturers. Which one?
5) I went to your college last month to attend [insert function].
oh. Oh. OH. So THAT'S why they blocked off that entire area to spray disinfectant. I thought what happened.
*** Disclaimer: Stuff written in the Q&A session is all fake nonsense that should not be taken seriously unless if you're an idiot and can't help thinking that I'm serious. In that case, it's not your fault. I totally understand. Poor you.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Lack of inspiration = Lots of nonsense
It's been a while since I last posted and I've been feeling the need to churn out another post BUT I LACK INSPIRATION because there doesn't seem anything to make fun of or insult T_T and I'm in no mood to compliment anyone or anything because I'm sour like that =P I HATE COMPLIMENTING people. Especially when I don't think they deserve it. They often don't.
So if u can think of anything u would like me to step on and crush into pancake feel free to tell me. Or you may compliment me for the pancakes I've crushed in the past. I don't mind hoh. The End.
Okay not the end yet. I want to talk about the stupid kids sushi in Sakae Sushi that I saw when I walked past the shop. They've new kiddy sushi plates like this horribly ugly one
Sushi #1
It's called Puppy Love. What love? When I see it I feel hatred. You know why? Because this ugly potato puppy look like Pet Society's Mayor
But more tame la. Must be the Mayor's secret son that we know nothing about.
Let me tell you this: I HATE pet society's Mayor. Whenever the game crashes (which it does often, sometimes with no apparent reason whatsoever) and I suspect it's because there aren't servers (or even ONE server) for the game. The whole thing ran off laptops, I found out from Playfish forum somewhere.
So every time the game crashes, you get to see a bigass pic of the mayor at his HelpDesk (which doesn't help at all). So I hate hate hate hate hate the Mayor. The End.
Sushi #2
Pink bunny - with white face? O_o Hahahahaha at first we thought the white face was mayo (way to go, feeding your kids such huge blobs of mayo) and then we found out it was hard boiled egg heh. Aside from the prettiness of the dish (epic fail) I bet it taste as nice as it looks.
Why is the bunny's nose so pointed? Pinocchio ar? T__T
Want to comment about the "flower garden" also but cannot find pic. The End (for real). Thanks for reading. I enjoyed "complimenting" these new sushi dishes.
So if u can think of anything u would like me to step on and crush into pancake feel free to tell me. Or you may compliment me for the pancakes I've crushed in the past. I don't mind hoh. The End.
Okay not the end yet. I want to talk about the stupid kids sushi in Sakae Sushi that I saw when I walked past the shop. They've new kiddy sushi plates like this horribly ugly one
Sushi #1
It's called Puppy Love. What love? When I see it I feel hatred. You know why? Because this ugly potato puppy look like Pet Society's Mayor
But more tame la. Must be the Mayor's secret son that we know nothing about.
Let me tell you this: I HATE pet society's Mayor. Whenever the game crashes (which it does often, sometimes with no apparent reason whatsoever) and I suspect it's because there aren't servers (or even ONE server) for the game. The whole thing ran off laptops, I found out from Playfish forum somewhere.
So every time the game crashes, you get to see a bigass pic of the mayor at his HelpDesk (which doesn't help at all). So I hate hate hate hate hate the Mayor. The End.
Sushi #2
Pink bunny - with white face? O_o Hahahahaha at first we thought the white face was mayo (way to go, feeding your kids such huge blobs of mayo) and then we found out it was hard boiled egg heh. Aside from the prettiness of the dish (epic fail) I bet it taste as nice as it looks.
Why is the bunny's nose so pointed? Pinocchio ar? T__T
Want to comment about the "flower garden" also but cannot find pic. The End (for real). Thanks for reading. I enjoyed "complimenting" these new sushi dishes.
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